Jokes Jokes Jokes!

I have a few good story and plain jokes for you.
Once there was a body of sun and a body of water. The body of sun says to the body of water,"What are you?' The body of water says, "I AM A BODY OF WATER!"


What did the clock say to the engine?
Your ticking me off!!!


Once there was a family of tomatoes. Every day they took a walk. The smallest one always was in the back of the line. So one day, the father looked to the back of the line and said, "ketchup!"