I have another joke post. I hope they will very funny to you.
There was two people eating. One was chowing food down while the other one was just eating lunch. Suddenly, the person who was eating lunch said to the other person '' you are eating around the clock''. Then he stopped chowing and went to the nearest clock and began eating around it. "What are you doing?" said the other person, he stopped eating and said "you said I
was eating around the clock."
What did the clock tower say to the clock?
"you are ticking me off"
Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleavies!
Have you heard of the joke of the three holes
Well,well,well?
There was three animals that went to a hotel. The alligator went in the bathtub,the dog went in the sink and the monkey went in the toilet. The alligator said,"I had a horrible sleep,everyone kept stepping on me."The dog said,"I had a horrible sleep,everyone kept turning water on me." The monkey said,"I had a wonderful sleep, I ate tootsie rolls and drank lemonade!"
