Even more JOKES!

I have another joke post. I hope they will very funny to you.

There was two people eating. One was chowing food down while the other one was just eating lunch. Suddenly, the person who was eating lunch said to the other person '' you are eating around the clock''. Then he stopped chowing and went to the nearest clock and began eating around it. "What are you doing?" said the other person, he stopped eating and said "you said I
was eating around the clock."


What did the clock tower say to the clock?
"you are ticking me off"


Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleavies!

Have you heard of the joke of the three holes
Well,well,well?

There was three animals that went to a hotel. The alligator went in the bathtub,the dog went in the sink and the monkey went in the toilet. The alligator said,"I had a horrible sleep,everyone kept stepping on me."The dog said,"I had a horrible sleep,everyone kept turning water on me." The monkey said,"I had a wonderful sleep, I ate tootsie rolls and drank lemonade!"

Jokes Jokes Jokes!

I have a few good story and plain jokes for you.
Once there was a body of sun and a body of water. The body of sun says to the body of water,"What are you?' The body of water says, "I AM A BODY OF WATER!"


What did the clock say to the engine?
Your ticking me off!!!


Once there was a family of tomatoes. Every day they took a walk. The smallest one always was in the back of the line. So one day, the father looked to the back of the line and said, "ketchup!"

My soccer games

I am on a soccer team this year. The team's name is The Elites. We are really good and we win almost every game. My coach's name is coach Forest. Oh, I forgot to say this, I have a few friends to name to you:Nate,Andrew,Mason,and Jacob. I like soccer.

My First Weeks of School

These are the first weeks of school. These are some of the fallowing friends I made on the first day of school:Brooklyn,Christopher,Max and Avery and after that, I made friends with the rest of the class. I got my Agenda I think on Thursday and it's cool. Also I like my desk it has cool books and my binder in it. My binder has my Agenda and paper and clear paper bags in it. One of the books is a reading book and a practice book that goes with the reading book. We also go to specials,there is PE,music and art it goes in this way:PE,music,PE,art and so on. Oh, I almost forgot, my school's name is:Arbor Station Elementary. I also go to reading groups.

Introduce Myself

Hello,my name is Braedon, I like reading books. Here are some of my favorite books: Homer price, Detective Zack, Magic tree house, Encyclopedia Brown. {Some of the books are groups of books}. My favorite colours are: Red orange yellow. I'm seven years old. I like my dad because he's sooooooooooooooo funny